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Best Of The Onus Phantom All​-​Stars, Vol​.​1

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Tightening Your Grip on Me (written by Serene Dominic and Weston Geiger) (Spoken) Hi, I'm Wes of Wes and the Westdales, We're from West Sunnyslope AZ where we like things are loose, but things are about to get tight. HuuuuY!! Coil around like an anaconda That slithered out of the murky sea Like the tug of a tiny condom You're tightening your grip on me (Spoken) I can't imagine how this happened It's much too much Like a strap hanger on a bullet train You won't release me from your clutch Like a timing belt round a pulley I can run but I can't get free Tighter than Archie Bell & the Drells You're tightening your grip on me And you can't be stopped No you can't be stopped! Until you squeeze all the love From the bottom to top And you can't be stopped No you can't be stopped! Like a wringer to a thirsty mop (Spoken) My name is Reynold and I'm the soft spoken member of the group. I enjoy long walks on the beach and six forms of cuddling Tighter than Titanium Man's tights Slight budget in a bad economy Tighter than narrow shoes on a bunion You're tightening your grip on me And you can't be stopped No you can't be stopped! Until you run all the lights And your chassis drops And you won't be stopped No you can't be stopped! Till you bald all the tires And your rims turn to sparks (Spoken) Hi, this is Wes of Wes and the Westdales again, here to tell you that Chipotle makes the tightest burritos this side of Dunlap!!! Tighter than a Parisian facelift On a starlet who's 73 Tighter than suspenders on a Buddha You're tightening your grip on me Tighter than a junkies syringe Or an astronauts inseam Like a rodeo goat tying You're tightening your grip on me And you can't be stopped No you can't be stopped! Until you squeeze all the love From the bottom to top And you can't be stopped No you can't be stopped! _____________________
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General Time Horizon Written by Serene Dominic I'm tired of waking to a list of symptoms The broken record of a broken victim That just sits and stares Over missed affairs I wanna be where the good times run together Like that cake in the rain That no one could explain I'm pencilin' in everything On the General Time Horizon I'm scheduling hopes and dreams On the General time Horizon I could have fun in my life If I could find love If I could find love I'm tired of living with this split decision A compromise that my heart just ain't in It's so hard to breathe under this funeral wreath I wanna be where the good times run together Like that cake in the rain That no one could explain
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The Last Man on Earth (Written by Serene Dominic & Fen Ikner) (spoken) I shall find him on the beaches I shall find him on the landing grounds I shall find him in the fields ..and in the streets I shall find him in the hills And then I will surrender He is the last man on earth And the first man on earth to get everything right That fateful night I thought the world was coming to an end No one trusted the word of a friend That's when he stayed Some might say he's a saber-toothed liar But they're just preaching to the tabernacle choir One kiss put the fear of God in me And I believe It's because of his love offering from a gun That life as we know it goes on Till the new world we'll see He is the last man on earth I will love Like a stud missile sent from above He's heading towards me When I'm caught in his loving embrace I'll die happy and with his kiss on my face And although there was no time for goodbyes He'll be the last man on earth in my eyes In my eyes
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WORKING MAN Written by Serene Dominic I am a working man. I don’t make a lot of money But what I have on hand is yours Because I love you I’d give anything to you All of my time except for the nine hours I give to the man I can take what they give me as long as you’re with me With you I’ve got something Without you I’m nothing Working for nothing, I’m working for nothing If not for your love You are a working girl, recently unemployed You’ve so much go offer you’ll find work, work on no time Whenever I see you, I know I don’t have to worry Things will get better sometime, sometime after five I can take what they give me as long as you’re with me With you I’ve got something Without you I’m nothing Working for nothing, I’m working for nothing If not for your love I am a working man. Don’t take much to make me happy Just coming home to you with a fine bottle of wine Because I love you I’d give anything to you All of my time except for the nine hours I slave for the man
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Ancient Magic written By Dan Tripp Long time ago, before we came here, ancient kings was hanging out Conjuring things in hidden caves that smell like magic So long ago, waiting for signs in the southern skies at night We had a good time interpreting dreams Coz everyone's king and love is light But I can't help wondering how I'm gonna quit my day job Turn the light on! This is getting out of our hands! Turn the light on! This is getting out of our hands! So are we right and can we change our ordinary lives, we're finding out We'll live like kings in ancient caves that smell like magic What do we know of the ways of magic? What business have we in the ways of magic? Turn the light on! This is getting out of our hands! Turn the light on! This is getting out of our hands!
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I Am The Perpetrator Written by Serene Dominic I am where I am because of what I've done There's no one here to blame cause I am the only one Don't tell me I'm the perpetrator Of all that's making me unhappy Because I am the perpetrator Of all that's making me unhappy I can't blame the deserters For leaving me in the lurch I've got abandonment issues That's why I don't go to church Don't tell me I'm the perpetrator Of all that's making me unhappy Because I am the perpetrator Of all that's making me unhappy I'm so afraid of failure I hate the shape of my head I can't live up to papa The pressure is immense Don't tell me I'm the perpetrator Of all that's making me unhappy Because I am the perpetrator Of all that's making me unhappy
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You Can Love a Song (written by Serene Dominic) There's a notion I had I could make good times from bad By the way that I rearranged some notes But if my words were true You would let this song in you And it would tell you all that you need to know Songs won't make you love someone But you can love a song It's a lesson never learned When that longing returns I see your face I try to place you in my life But if my beats are tight And the rhythms all fall right My creation alone could make you mine Songs won't make you love someone But you can love a song I know you have a love Someone you chose instead But I still have a chance If this is playing in your head Songs won't make you love someone But you can love a song
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I've Known Her To Be That Way written By Serene Dominic and Ed Masley The sun it rises and sets on her Ev-ry day Creates a halo going up and down either way And when my mind is clouded by the world She presides I get my consolation from this girl In her eyes Big brown eyes I've known her to be that way I've known her to be that way Even when I'm stammering blinking She want to know what I'm thinking I've known her to be that way I've known her to be that way I don't dawdle or I don't tarry Cause she's an extraordinary girl I'm not a king nor do I play one On TV I'd stay six seasons on a bad sitcom To lay residuals at her feet And in those times she's far out of reach I try prayer Don't have my eyes on any other prize Cause there's no winning if she's not there I've known her to be that way I've known her to be that way I'm jealous of the raindrops on her Every breeze that blows upon her I've known her to be that way I've known her to be that way Your results may vary Get your own extraordinary girl Now you may glimpse her walking with another guy Making love beneath a clear November sky But should I ask, I know she’d… look me in the eye And she would lie… with me Yes, she’d lie… with me And when I feel I'm near losing her I try prayer I wonder could there ever be true love without fear always near I've known her to be that way I've known her to be that way You might say it's complicated She acts like we've never dated I've known her to be that way I've known her to be that way So what if she's being contrary I can't lose this extraordinary girl _________________________________________________
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Priceless is Right Written by Dominic Salerno & Daniel Pearl I squint and I see pretty harbor lights when I look in your eyes I saw your face hold up well on this night How I wish I could say wealth wasn't treating you right I can show you. Show you how the other half lives My situation is at best shaky Maybe I walk in front of you so You'll never know you're being followed So I can't buy you shiny and white Priceless is right Priceless is right I've been here for years I haven't complained What's mine is what's mine I saw your hands were feeling no pain As they flit and entwine I can show you. Show you how the other half lives My proposition is at best shaky Maybe I walk in front of you so You'll never know you're being followed So I can't buy you shiny and white Priceless is right Priceless is right In a jet airplane Or in a slow moving train I wish you'd think about me It's the things you can buy that are so easy to rent I want my place in the sun but I'll take what I can get Oh I wax nostalgic at this hour of the night How I wish I could say wealth wasn't treating you right Maybe I walk in front of you so You'll never know you're being followed So I can't buy you shiny and white Priceless is right Priceless is right
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What's One More Soul 2 the Devil? written by Serene Dominic Ever since I was a young adult I'm been interested in the occult The usual voodoo, the black arts and such I weighed the pros and cons of this bargaIn for months All it cost was a soul I never had Having all I ever wanted wasn't so bad People ask me if I used a broker They're clawing just to compete on this level If you're wondering who you have to blow Aw honey what's one more soul to the devil? Now that I live like some demigod I don't care if they believe me or not All it took was his cold dead hand in mine We'll talk again at the end of my natural time All it cost was a soul I never had Having all I ever wanted wasn't so bad People ask me if I have an agent They're scratching just for a seat at the table If you're asking if I found the loophole Aw honey what's one more soul to the devil? I hope you're here for yourselves You can still repent and ask your Jesus for help If there's world lust I've got it in spades I've never known a god that ever forgave just forbade Everybody's green with envy Struggling to get out of the hole Sure there's safety in numbers But what's one more soul to the devil? What's one more soul to the devil? What's one more soul to the devil? People wonder when did I get so clever? I got a name that is living for ever Living a charmed life Waiting for that old fool to die credits
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Cream of Corn Man Song written by Serene Dominic When I was 10 I saw a ghost Delivering the New York Post I held my breath till his door closed The smell of death stayed in my nose Off all my ailing customers I feared his failing health the worst It stayed with me through all my days What the Indians called maze Cream of Corn Man he was a fan Of the Chairman of the Board He had every Frank album In a wire rack by the door On a bad day he would play "Only The Lonely" On a good day "It might as well be swing" When I grew up and grew out of being afraid of cream of corn, man I made it the secret ingredient In my chili vegetarian But it doesn't take a PHD in Harry Chapin irony To see all of the schadenfreude coming back to me Now we return you to verse 3 of Cream of Corn man Now I am old, "older than dirt!" "Why'd you say that? That really hurt!" But it's the truth. You think your youth Would be forever shatterproof Now Frank is gone, Frank Jr too And pretty soon my time is due No teleprompter for a clue What's on the stove cooks my goose too I'm cream of corn man and I'm a fan Of the chairman of the board I have every Frank album In a wire rack by the door On a bad day I will play "Only The Lonely" On a good day "My Baby Shot Me Down" credits
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______________________________________________ Why I Don't Deserve You written by Serene Dominic You took me in when I was nobody And I'd lost everything I had You only took from me what I could give you And whatever good you had that's what you shared You saw in me what I couldn't see in myself And you built me back up from scratch And when I was crying over someone else You loved me with no strings attached And that is why I don't deserve you But I'm glad you thought you ought to stay with me Oh I know I don't deserve you You're the best that it's ever been for me You're the best that it's ever been for me I know I'm guilty of breaking my own heart But you made every tear of mine your own You knew just when to be understanding And when I had to stand alone When I was drowning in a sea of heartbreak You were the tide that lifted me And when the world started to turn my way again You were ready to set, set me free And that is why I don't deserve you But I'm glad you thought you ought to stay with me Oh I know I don't deserve you You're the best that it's ever been for me You're the best that it's ever been for me
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Breaking Glass Song written by David Bowie Baby, I've been Breaking glass in your room again Listen Don't look at the carpet I drew something awful on it See You're such a wonderful person But you got problems Oh-oh-oh-oh I'll never touch you

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released August 11, 2020

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